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Megan MacKay. 20 years old. Radio and Television student at Ryerson University/improv student at the Second City. Huge comedy nerd. Aspiring SNL writer. Non-unionized dragon slayer. Born with solid gold teeth. Single. Interested, gentlemen? Shh. Don't answer that. You can pick me up at 8. Bring Reese's Pieces.
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Why we should bang…. GENIUS
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sometimes you go to comedy school and a spatula with a mustache becomes a homework assignment.
forever reblog
I dislike FOX news, but I LOVE this.
I enjoy this more than you could ever know.
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i can’t stop laughing at this help me
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"Why is she listening to Mambo Number 5 on loop at midnight?"
my neighbors right now
yeezyskywalker asked
BRO. I don't have facebook anymore so I'm just going to communicate with you on here and then text you when the date is closer. STAR WARS 3D is being released on february 10th and we had made arrangements on our previous burritonight to watch said film together. So yeah. KEEP THAT DATE OPEN FOR A BROTHA CUS ITS GONNA BE THE MOST EPIC BURRITONIGHT THUS FAR.
boo, i’m in chicago until may studying full time at the second city! I’M SORRY!!!
businessdrunk asked
OH GOD NO. The old Michelin Man is even more terrifying than that happy fucker we've got to deal with now!!
right? mostly because they basically saw a tire pile and said “ADD ARMS BUT NO FACE”
