January 2012
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“Why is she listening to Mambo Number 5 on loop at midnight?”
– my neighbors right now
yeezyskywalker asked: BRO. I don't have facebook anymore so I'm just going to communicate with you on here and then text you when the date is closer. STAR WARS 3D is being released on february 10th and we had made arrangements on our previous burritonight to watch said film together. So yeah. KEEP THAT DATE OPEN FOR A BROTHA CUS ITS GONNA BE THE MOST EPIC BURRITONIGHT THUS FAR.
businessdrunk asked: OH GOD NO. The old Michelin Man is even more terrifying than that happy fucker we've got to deal with now!!
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The Michelin Man Is Fucking Creepy
We had to write a short essay about a symbol or logo for my Context for Comedy class. I chose…
Yes, the Michelin man. Why? Because 1) why the hell not, and 2) satan himself clearly designed him. The essay is as follows.
Of all of the symbols and logos we see on an everyday basis, none horrify and disgust quite like the Michelin tire man. This revolting and terrifying sentient tire pile...
5 reasons why it's great to be an INFP →
its-an-infp-thing:
onbeinganinfp:
finally. a list of reasons about why it’s great to be me. :D
These are awesome
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If Tomorrow Was Megan's Perfect Day
wake up to a call from apple saying that my computer is ready and is 100% fixed this time no jokesies
pick up computer and log on to discover that my school account is working and that i can finally pay tuition
GO BOWLING
call the school to confirm this mystical wonder and discover that it is, in fact, functional and not just a residual mirage brought on by my recent (incessant) stress dreams
...
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Girl: ur my evrythin
Boy:
Girl: I cant liv lyf w/o uuuu
Boy:
Girl: i luv u moar than n e thin. ur the sun in my shine n dat clenzin rubbin alcohol n my woondz. u burn so good bb n u make me a betr person. i miss u plz come bac 2 mae!!
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Boy is macbook in da repair shop
Watchitsjessicarose:
I sometimes react this way…
“50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him...”
– Aziz Ansari on Letterman last night, explaining his spotting of 50 Cent at a restaurant in NYC (via bu-girls)
Watchjacklynrae:
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Savannah Dakota Fey
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December 2011
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The Conversation Between Me and My Computer as I...
me: Hey Macbook! My aunt gave me this old Blackberry to use in Chicago. Let's update the software!
Macbook: HAY GURL HOW U LIVIN
me: This Blackberry needs a software update. I just downloaded everything you need so all you have to do is recognize the phone.
Macbook: ITS AN IPHONE YO?
me: ...no, it's a Blackberry.
Macbook: GURL WHERES UR IPHONE AT GURL CHECK DAT APP STORE STEEZE
me: I'm using this global blackberry for four months in chicago because it's cheaper than unlocking and bringing my iphone. please let it mount.
Macbook: LOL NO. HAY HAVE U GOT UR ICLOUD YET ITS ONE FINE PIECE OF ICLOUD ASS DAYUM
me: ...yes. can you just mount this blackberry please.
Macbook: LOL DID U SAY MOUNT RLY LOL LOL LOL JK CHECK OUT LION OSX IT WOULD B A GRATE B-LATED XMAS PREZZIE 4 ME OR YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY/FUTURE GENERATIONS GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL #steeze
me: okay, let me try this other software from RIM.
Megan downloads the software and installs it.
Macbook: LOL BRB
macbook restarts without any prompts or warning.
Macbook: HAI GURL IM BACK
me: great, did you get the software?
Macbook: LOL NOPE FUQ DAT BLAQBERRY HAVE YOU TRIED A KYOCERA OR MAYBE AN IPAD TAPED TO AN IPHONE TAPED TO AN ICLOUD TAPED TO 6 DIFFERENT MAGIC MICE? IT'S SENSUAL GURL LIKE MAAADD SENSUAL
Blackberry: Well, i'm insulted.
Blackberry has total fucking meltdown.
Macbook: LET'S PLAY SOME CHESS
Watchbuttloadsofclass:
ikeep-holding-onto-nothing:
Some people call it a crack-hor. No they dont. Sorry.
NO LIMITS
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