Jane You Ignorant Slut!

The Conversation Between Me and My Computer as I Try to Get my New Blackberry to Sync

1. me:

   Hey Macbook! My aunt gave me this old Blackberry to use in Chicago. Let's update the software!

2. Macbook:

   HAY GURL HOW U LIVIN

3. me:

   This Blackberry needs a software update. I just downloaded everything you need so all you have to do is recognize the phone.

4. Macbook:

   ITS AN IPHONE YO?

5. me:

   ...no, it's a Blackberry.

6. Macbook:

   GURL WHERES UR IPHONE AT GURL CHECK DAT APP STORE STEEZE

7. me:

   I'm using this global blackberry for four months in chicago because it's cheaper than unlocking and bringing my iphone. please let it mount.

8. Macbook:

   LOL NO. HAY HAVE U GOT UR ICLOUD YET ITS ONE FINE PIECE OF ICLOUD ASS DAYUM

9. me:

   ...yes. can you just mount this blackberry please.

10. Macbook:

    LOL DID U SAY MOUNT RLY LOL LOL LOL JK CHECK OUT LION OSX IT WOULD B A GRATE B-LATED XMAS PREZZIE 4 ME OR YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY/FUTURE GENERATIONS GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLL #steeze

11. me:

    okay, let me try this other software from RIM.

12. Megan downloads the software and installs it.

13. Macbook:

    LOL BRB

14. macbook restarts without any prompts or warning.

15. Macbook:

    HAI GURL IM BACK

16. me:

    great, did you get the software?

17. Macbook:

    LOL NOPE FUQ DAT BLAQBERRY HAVE YOU TRIED A KYOCERA OR MAYBE AN IPAD TAPED TO AN IPHONE TAPED TO AN ICLOUD TAPED TO 6 DIFFERENT MAGIC MICE? IT'S SENSUAL GURL LIKE MAAADD SENSUAL

18. Blackberry:

    Well, i'm insulted.

19. Blackberry has total fucking meltdown.

20. Macbook:

    LET'S PLAY SOME CHESS

my macbook is retarded

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