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"50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him the grapefruit soda. And then 50 Cent said the greatest thing anyone could ever say when you see a grapefruit soda…He looks at the waiter and says, “Why isn’t this purple?” And it took me a few seconds, and then I realized, “Oh my god, 50 Cent has no idea what a grapefruit is!”… I was like, “Everybody in the restaurant, you need to SHUT UP right now ‘cause a waiter’s about to explain to a grown man what a grapefruit is."

Aziz Ansari on Letterman last night, explaining his spotting of 50 Cent at a restaurant in NYC (via bu-girls)
(Source: gooddialogue, via martlets)

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