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    1 month ago

    If Tomorrow Was Megan’s Perfect Day

    • wake up to a call from apple saying that my computer is ready and is 100% fixed this time no jokesies
    • pick up computer and log on to discover that my school account is working and that i can finally pay tuition
    • GO BOWLING
    • call the school to confirm this mystical wonder and discover that it is, in fact, functional and not just a residual mirage brought on by my recent (incessant) stress dreams
    • FIND AN OBUSFORME BACKPACK AT WALMART ON SALE
    • call the comcast guy and convince him to let himself in to my apartment quietly and install my interwebs while i’m out shopping on friday
    • receive a speedy email response from ryerson confirming that yes, i can take that correspondence course while i’m on exchange and i have been enrolled no problem
    • pack everything and have it fit into my suitcase on the first try
    • SUDDENLY BEGIN TO PAINLESSLY EXCRETE GOLD BULLION
    • CHEESEBURGERS
    • CHEESEBURGERS
    • IT RAINS CHEESEBURGERS
    • THE END

    perfect day

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